Free taboo chatline
As some of those perverts with the really out there request may call in and enjoy and get themselves where they want to be via conversation and when they feel complete it keeps them from going out on the street and doing it for real.
Callers will remember a voice , a situation , your handle, and may continue to call you on a regular basis and even though they are paying a phone bill or charge for it, some will call just to talk to you. I look for the straight phone lines that allow ladies to call in free.Of course everyone is at least 8", but I have gotten cell pictures in the past verifying some of the stories. Christmas time can be rather busy, if you can get through the various "Santa is coming," voice message puns. The Free Chat Line and the Backdoor at the New Manhole (owned by the same guys who own Manhunt; the latter has been around for more than a decade at least.) Both are entirely free. And after a while, you start getting message after message from guys who either just want to talk about gay sex, or who want to have gay phone sex. Some of the messages are unintentionally hilarious and I am surprised no one has gotten the idea to remix them into some sort of youtube or dance song. I call in the ladies side, without disguising my voice, and talk to any number of horny, curious, closeted guys for free. Of course you get the invariable, "get off the line faggot." But not as much as you would think.
But If you do not smoke or do not drink you do not go out and buy cigs or beer.